Total Medals Earned: 248 (From 36 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,365 Points
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Medals Earned: 39/100 (460/2,000 points)
Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/500 points)
Medals Earned: 3/7 (75/250 points)
Medals Earned: 7/10 (75/275 points)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/70 points)
Medals Earned: 3/8 (65/390 points)
Medals Earned: 58/100 (290/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/10 (30/275 points)
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/460 points)
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05 - Pick up an extra balloon
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
01 - Eat kid
00B - Use level select
04 - Get the map
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
06 - Get hit by a laser
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
00E - Use a continue
03 - Execute the Fatality move
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
04 - Get the compass
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
02 - Defeat Jaws
05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
04 - Get turned into a snail
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
04 - Get the ladder
01 - Throw kid body
05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
01 - Defeat boss
04 - Kill Manhandla
04 - Get the beef
04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
07 - Get Machine Gun
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
07 - Get Flame Gun
03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
07 - Kill showering guy
07 - Get Spread Gun
08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
05 - Jump off the top rope
07 - Kill Robocop
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
04 - Kill Aquamentus
01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
07 - Destroy Krangby
08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
06 - Defeat Megabobo
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
06 - Defeat Robobobo
07 - Defeat Krang
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
07 - Kill giant Kirby
08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
06 - Pick up an extra life
08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Play the guitar
PWN during the snowball fight
Get PWNED during the snowball fight
Beat The Game (Fart Mode)
Beat The Game (Normal Mode)
Don't skip the intro horse ride
K.O a goblin by crushing it!
Burn a bale of hay
Unlock all arrow types
Rescue your first civilian
K.O your first goblin in battle!
Earn 30 stars
Drop a chandelier onto a goblin
Take out every single goblin
Rescure every civilian
Earn all 90 stars
Die by the laser
Reach 1000 Score
Play with a friend
Get 15 bombs on your screen
Reach 9000 Score
Survive to 3 Crates' rain
Destroy 8 Crates in less than a second
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Complete all missions!
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Thanks!
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Get everything!
Man this would look nice on your wall!
Get a walkthrough at Newgrounds.com
Play with highscores at Newgrounds.com
other stuff...
You ticket to medals!
Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.
Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.
Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.
Use the button to create a bridge.
Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.
Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.
Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.
Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.
Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?
Complete the Temple of Nenapmis!
Complete the City of Atlantis in Time Trial mode!
Complete the City of Atlantis!
Start the Temple of Nenapmis from the first room and complete it without dying!
Complete the Temple of Nenapmis in Time Trial mode!
Complete the Lost Pyramid in Time Trial mode!
Complete the Lost Pyramid!
Start the City of Atlantis from the first room and complete it without dying!
Start the Lost Pyramid from the first room and complete it without dying!
Complete the Mount Hades in Time Trial mode!
Complete the Mount Hades!
Start the Mount Hades from the first room and complete it without dying!
